DEAR EFFING AMAZON PRIME I BETTER ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING FROM YOU THIS YEAR YOU SNEAKY BANK MONEY STEALER I’M TOO POOR TO AFFORD YOU BUT I FORGOT TO DEACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT AND NOW I’M MAD

DEAR EFFING AMAZON PRIME

I BETTER ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING FROM YOU THIS YEAR YOU SNEAKY BANK MONEY STEALER I’M TOO POOR TO AFFORD YOU BUT I FORGOT TO DEACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT AND NOW I’M MAD

tastefullyoffensive:

[kindofnormal]
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
sizzleshorts: commiekinkshamer: i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me (via thecapacitytolove)

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via thecapacitytolove)

My heart is sad right now….. I guess that’s all. Sorry for all two of the posts. Keep scrolling for better things not by me. Because the not me stuff is better.

My heart is sad right now…..

I guess that’s all. Sorry for all two of the posts.

Keep scrolling for better things not by me.

Because the not me stuff is better.

lacigreen:

callmekitto:

ijustwanttobeadisneyvillain:

healthycollegeliving:

yummy-recovery:

oatsandyoga:

drink-green-tea-x:

later-is-never:

i’m so happy this set of pictures exists. I’M NOT ALONE!

Every day ):

Congrats, you’re human :))
No but seriously, imagine if you digestive system couldn’t expand to accomodate food? You’d be in terrible pain every time you eat and would have to consume little quantities of liquid all day long to get your nutrition. 

this.

I need reminding sometimes.

no but you don’t even understand how much this needed to be done

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW! You are a human who accommodates for the nutrients you need to survive! how wonderful! please don’t be scared or ashamed of that! 

^ AHHHHHH BELLIES R SO GR8
I don’t think that what sucks about having gone through something horrible is actually going through it. I think that what is awful is realizing four years later how badly scarred you are because of what happened.  I thought making it through the aftermath was just terrible. Now I realize how little I trust people. How awkward it has made me. How anxious and concerned. Where I was a little too trusting before, I can hardly trust anyone else but those so close to me.  This sucks.  (Source: everydayuntitled)

I don’t think that what sucks about having gone through something horrible is actually going through it. I think that what is awful is realizing four years later how badly scarred you are because of what happened. 

I thought making it through the aftermath was just terrible. Now I realize how little I trust people. How awkward it has made me. How anxious and concerned. Where I was a little too trusting before, I can hardly trust anyone else but those so close to me. 

This sucks. 

(Source: everydayuntitled)

Happenstance is funny. It’s nice to realize relationships you have invested in can still exist after time.  That is all. Keep scrolling :)

Happenstance is funny.

It’s nice to realize relationships you have invested in can still exist after time. 

That is all. Keep scrolling :)

Promo to next thousand screwthisimrecovering: screwthisimrecovering: must be following me reblogs only 10 people will be promoted once I reach my goal bonus: if I reach my goal before Friday night, I’ll have a hamburger for dinner, which is probably my biggest fear food (and post a picture as proof) now go out and be fabulous Just reminding you guys that this exists…

Promo to next thousand

screwthisimrecovering:

screwthisimrecovering:

  • must be following me
  • reblogs only
  • 10 people will be promoted once I reach my goal
  • bonus: if I reach my goal before Friday night, I’ll have a hamburger for dinner, which is probably my biggest fear food (and post a picture as proof)
  • now go out and be fabulous

Just reminding you guys that this exists…